26Mar/080
TIME OUT!
Chris Webber is calling it quits after 15 years in the NBA. Has has been, of course, paid since the eighth grade in case you want to add those years onto his career. No wonder he has bad knees.
19Mar/080
Methane Found Elsewhere
Maybe we can find a replacement planet afterall. We are, of course, using Earth up at a rapid rate. News like this is encouraging. If we could only travel further in super heat-resistant jump suits!

